Archive for February, 2008

Orton Hears a Wooooo! »

By smoketheblowfish on Feb 27, 2008 in Uncategorized | 19 Comments

Commodus: Your EmBearor asks for your loyalty, Maximus Ventus. Take my hand, I only offer it once.
Maximus Ventus: I beseech thee EmBearor Commodus. While I cannot offer my hand, let me offer you a finger. I call it “The Bird” and the mercenaries of Carthage call it “The Blowfish”.
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I Vent Therefore I Spew »

By smoketheblowfish on Feb 15, 2008 in Uncategorized | 18 Comments

We’ve all been there yelling at the TV while watching any NFL football game, haven’t we? It’s amazing what comes from the mouth of the average, middle-class, vertically challenged male in the 30-50 year-old demographic while viewing a game. Phrases like, “Who the hell was he throwing to?” “Not another draw play”, and “Where [...]